first and foremost, Goldilocks was a thief. I had to get that off my chest it's been bothering me for years! Hence the reason I named this soap after the victims of the story. This bar is a creamy dreamy mixture of oatmeal, honey, vanilla and coconut milk. If The Bears porridge smelled half as good as this soap I'd walk into a strange house in the woods, eat it, then crawl into their bed for a nap also…